February 2012
51 posts
reganlynn asked: CAN I HAVE YOUR URL, i will do anything
Josh Hutcherson: I'm single, I don't have a girlfriend.
Me: I volunteer as tribute.
cowabunnga:
Blake Anderson be mine?
^
nevershoutandy:
Just, for the love of God, press play.
God created the dog, and said: “Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.” The dog said: “That’s a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I’ll give you back the other ten?” So God agreed.
Then, God created the monkey and said: “Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For...
I wish Beyonce and Jay Z would get on stage and...
zooeyclairedeschanel:
if your man starts a reformation to separate the church of england from the roman catholic church because he wants to divorce you because you can’t produce a male child to inherit the throne
he’s just not that into you
I’m just so lonely.